Painted My Teeth
[Jandek] Oh yeah yeah yeah whoa yeah
[Jandek] Come on, let’s go, ho
[Jandek] Now, now, right now, you painted your teeth
[Jandek] Teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth
[Jandek] Paint your teeth
[woman] That is absurd
[woman] Don’t paint your teeth
[Jandek] Karl Marx painted his teeth
[Jandek] Whoa whoa, go paint your teeth
[Jandek] Teeth teeth, aw, paint your teeth
[Jandek] Don’t paint your teeth, don’t paint your teeth
[woman] How long you been (morbid alive?)
[woman] Paintin’ your teeth
[Jandek] Hey, well you paint your dollar
[Jandek] Hey, so paint your teeth
[woman] Don’t paint your teeth
[Jandek] You ain’t gonna paint no teeth, no teeth
[woman] You just made my day
[Jandek] How did I make your day?
[woman] You didn’t paint your teeth
[Jandek] I tell you somethin’, I painted my teeth
[woman] Oh no, you didn’t paint your teeth
[Jandek] I painted my teeth
[woman] Oh no, you didn’t paint your teeth
[following parts are more or less simultaneous]
[Jandek] Behind your back
[woman] Oh please don’t say you painted your teeth
[Jandek] I painted my teeth [3x]
[Jandek] Teeth, I painted my teeth
[Jandek] Oh give me some paint
[Jandek] I wanna paint my teeth some more
[woman] Oh ???
[Jandek] Oh lots more
[woman] Don’t paint your teeth
[Jandek] I paint my teeth
[woman] Don’t paint your teeth
[Jandek] They’re my teeth and I’m gonna, ha ha
[Jandek] Paint my teeth
[Jandek] I’m gonna paint my teeth
[Jandek] You didn’t think I’d be back, baby
[Jandek] But I’ve made it
[Jandek] To paint my teeth

Nothing is Better Than God
[Jandek] Nothin’s better than God
[woman] Nothing is better than God
[Jandek] God
[woman] I thank God, he’s a real good friend of mine
[Jandek] God
[Jandek] The lord on Sunday
[Jandek] The lord on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
[Jandek] Thursday, Friday, Saturday
[woman] Oh why don’t you let me be a little more like you
[woman] I enjoy being better
[woman] But I guess you hear that lots of times
[Jandek] Nothin’s better than God
[Jandek] God [13x]
[woman] It’s only a song here
[woman] Aw, it’s just a word
[woman] I would want to know you
[woman] If I really could
[woman] If I really could
[Jandek] God [3x]
[woman] Oh
[Jandek] Oh, no
[woman] I want to love you God
[woman] I want to know God
[woman] I want to love you God
[woman] I want to hear you
[woman] Is that wrong? Is that right?
[woman] I don’t think there’s anything, God

Spanish in Me 003
[Jandek] Well that’s the Spanish in me
[Jandek] That’s the Spanish in me
[Jandek] Broke my neck until three
[Jandek] Started wonderin’ why
[Jandek] I kept seein’ the sky
[Jandek] Took a vacation, whoa
[Jandek] What a thunderin’ blow
[Jandek] Blew me back from the sky
[Jandek] Broke my neck until four
[Jandek] Took a vacation, whoa
[Jandek] Sail away from the port
[Jandek] Somewhere floatin’ down a river to Madrid
[Jandek] Cause that’s the
[woman] The Spanish in me
[Jandek] Broke my neck until three
[woman] Broke my neck until four
[Jandek] Broke my neck until five
[woman] Somewhere out there floatin’ on
[Jandek] On a river to Madrid, lookin’ at the sky
[woman] Spanish in me [2x]
[Jandek] Spanish in me, that’s the Spanish in me
[woman] That river to Madrid
[woman] That’s the Spanish in me
[woman] That ??? Spanish in me

Simple as That
You don’t realize
What it is I have to do
You don’t realize
What it is I’ve got to do
Simple as that
You don’t realize
What I have to do

Open E
I know that the times we’ve spent together
Weren’t always meant to be
The voices outside we heard so clearly
Weren’t meant for us to hear
Though it’s true I was with you
An everlasting moment grew to be
Listen to the other side of life
Listen, don’t turn back the tide of life
If I should go and try to find alone
The thing inside my mind
Each and every day I dream a dream
In which I don’t return
But I can never feel the threat
Of threat of losing anything I get for free
Listen to the other side of life
Listen, don’t turn back the tide of life

Carnival Queen
Carnival queen
All the ghosts lay by your side
Moaning, groaning songs of woe
Carnival queen
Your hair is on fire
Your arrows pierce my bones
Angel, madonna
Your eyes are on fire
Breathing quiet prayers
Angel, madonna
You breathe
Pumping life into my veins
Carnival queen
All the ghosts stay by your side
Moaning, groaning songs of woe
Carnival queen
Your hair is on fire
Your nails pierce my palms

Twelve Minutes Since February 32’nd
Hurried, ha ha
Aw, we’ve been waitin’ twelve seconds
Since February thirty-second
It’s been twelve minutes since February
Now the thirty-second
If your next last day of your life
Everybody dies
Get your knife, no leave it on
Get your knife, get your knife and leave it on
Get your knife and leave it on
It’s February thirty-second and we’re gonna get it now
Because the last day is February thirty-second
C’mon now, we’re gonna get ’em all
This time its over, we’re gonna get ’em
Aw c’mon, we have been ???
We’re gonna kill ’em all
We’re gonna kill ’em
Cause it’s the thirty-second day of February
Oh it’s raining on a dying man
C’mon now, there’s a couple over there, let’s get ’em
Eeeow okay, they’re all dead now

Hand For Harry Idle
[woman] Let us have a hand for Harry Idle
[Jandek] A hand
[woman] He was peace and older days
[Jandek] A hand, a hand, a hand for Harry Idle
[Jandek] Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
[woman] Gonna have a hand, yeah, yeah [2x]
[woman] Gonna have a hand [2x]
[woman] Two hands for Harry Idle
[Jandek] And now let’s have a real hand for Harry Idle
[woman] He’s excited that he had a hand
[woman] For Harry or anyone passing through
[woman] Glad to have a hand for Harry and Tom
[3rd voice] Oh no
[woman] Oh no
[Jandek] Let’s have a hand
[woman] Tom doesn’t want a hand

Number 512
[woman] Okay, but what’s it gonna be?
[Jandek] Just talk yourself into it, it’ll be number 512
[woman] Talk yourself into number 512, okay
[Jandek] (Lamb are you, huh?)
[woman] I have found it’s very simple
[woman] To talk yourself into number five twenty-one
[Jandek] One
[woman] With a shot of Cadillac club
[Jandek] We’re almost there
[Jandek] Five two one
[woman] What we need very quickly is a change
[woman] A real change, okay?
[woman] And immediately we will change the pace
[woman] Because we’re tired of this one
[woman] Okay? Let us change the pace
[woman] Oh boy did you ride?
[woman] Don’t got a ride that night
[woman] All I heard about drummers must be true
[woman] To stand there lookin’ at you
[woman] Fast, somebody’s got to go fast with me
[woman] Because oh god, I get so bored
[Jandek] One

Spiritual Song
Flying down slow
I don’t even want to go
But it’s so nice when you fly slow
I picked up a piece of the sky
I watched it, watched it under my eyes
And I noticed quite by accident
That it’s the same, it’s all the same
Why don’t you fly slowly down with me?
I enjoy my work, I enjoy being alive
There it goes again, here we are once more
We are right are on the edge of
Whatever you choose to be on the edge of
But it’s kind of nice
And it’s kind of calm
That you see these things
Without even having to die
Lucky us
Lucky you, lucky me, lucky one two three
Aren’t we happy?
Aren’t we glad that we’re here on the edge
We’re right here in the sky
We’re right ever you might choose to fly
You and I and the entire world can fly
Just you and I
Why not fly?

I Want to Know Why
[Jandek] I want to know why
[Jandek] Tell me why, tell me why
[Jandek] I, tell me why
[Jandek] Why, he wants to know why
[Jandek] I’ll tell you why
[Jandek] Why?
[Jandek] I want to know why, why why
[Jandek] Why, come on now
[Jandek] Tell me why [4x]
[Jandek] Okay, let’s bring ’em out
[Jandek] She’s gonna tell me why
[Jandek] Now bring it down
[woman] Why, that’s all, just why
[Jandek] She wants to know why
[woman] Why? Why?
[Jandek] Why? Why? Ohio
[woman] Why-o why-o
[woman] Why did I ever leave Ohio
[Jandek] I’ll tell you why
[woman] Why?
[Jandek] I’ll tell you why
[woman] Why?
[Jandek] Oh this is why, this is why
[woman] Why
[Jandek] You want to know why?
[woman] Yeah, I want to
[Jandek] You want to know why?
[woman] Yeah why?
[Jandek] The cows came home [2x]
[Jandek] There’s only one reason why [2x]
[Jandek] One reason why [4x]
[woman] Eighteen (?)? Why?
[Jandek] One
[woman] Because, because that’s the only reason why